jesus take the wheel i am done with this fandom
(Source: goforthemanboob)
jesus take the wheel i am done with this fandom
(Source: goforthemanboob)
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
(Source: growlithed)
i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this
(Source: zakkain)
do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
I get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window.
you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE
(Source: voldegort)
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
What if the real world could lag
Stop that. That’s terrifying.
(Source: ask-dune-and-kei)
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
Reblogging for that last comment.
O_O
That moment when you pick your nose on tv
moisturize me
If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.
I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.
I don’t watch Doctor Who. HOW DO YOU THINK I’M FEELING?
why do you not watch Doctor Who
how can you not watch doctor who
